[Not quite like him, but not exactly an art piece either. Doudanuki rolls his eyes and turns away, shoving his hands into his pockets.]
Don't think any sword should be art, and I'm not doing anything at all.
[He hadn't been chosen for expeditions or sorties today, no fieldwork or sparring or even horses, so he's stuck wandering around the citadel with nothing to do. And it looks like so is Mutsu.
He lets out a soft sigh and then jerks his head to let Mutsu know that he should come along.]
( Even if Mutsu had been chosen for something today, he would have found a way to mess with Doudanuki, still. Oh, but he wasn't really expecting an invitation to come along? He was honestly getting ready for a scrap of sorts if he really had to but this is fine.
With a hop and a skip, he's just going to come along to where ever he was going? No where? It's fine, he doesn't mind just walking around. )
Just wanted to see how long it'd take ya to notice. ( That's it. That's literally it!? ) Ya looked like ya needed someone to bother you.
[Oh my god, Mutsunokami!! Not everything Donut does has to be scrappy and full of anger and fighting! Sometimes he likes to be quiet and be a good, quiet sword that does good quiet things like read magazines about war reenactments or play video games like Counterattack Online where he fights zombies and throws grenades. Good, quiet things!!
Today is one of those days because he has literally nothing else to do. Unlike Kashuu who can spend all day reorganizing his closet or Hachisuka who can spend hours with Urashima or berating Nagasone, Doudanuki gets bored relatively easily and doesn't have a lot of possessions to mess around with.
He glances to the side as Mutsu joins him and raises an eyebrow.]
Is that so?
[Well then. See how good and quiet he can be?
He's just going to aim a punch right at Mutsu's gut.]
( But you see, his plan was to just annoy and tease as long as he could... which probably would result in some scrapping, right? Because Mutsu is a no good punk that always ends up in fights or situations he needs to run from. )
Yeah. 'Sides, ya're fun to bo--hey!
( He's very awkwardly trying to step back away from said punch like really, he should have seen that coming. He saw it coming 30 seconds ago! Aaah! )
[Mutsu. Do you have a death wish? He thought you were a simple sword with simple needs, not a suicidal crazy sword courting death at every turn. What horror show is this...
Doudanuki follows up the missed gut punch with a lunge to put Mutsu in a headlock. Still think he's fun to bother? LET HIM SHOW YOU HOW FUN IT CAN BE.]
( He is but why can't he be both? His name is Mutsunokami Yoshiyuki and he lives on the edge, especially when he's flirting with literal war sword here.
And Icarus gets a little too close to the sun because the next thing he knows, he sure is caught in a headlock and he's screaming (playfully), )
Hey, hey! Go easy! ( And he'll be trying to get himself free, ) Ya're doing this wrong!
[He tightens his hold now that he's caught the southern sword. He balls his fist against the top of Mutsu's head and grinds it there a little. NOOGIES, MUTSUNOKAMI. You got a noogie because you're being a nerd.]
You bother me, I grabbed you. What's hard to understand about that?
( He sure is struggling like the wild pup he is, trying to break free. And when that doesn't work, he sure is going to just try to shove Doudanuki over so he can slam on top of him because clearly the only way they can really communicate is by scrapping. )
[UGH HOLD STILL. Doudanuki struggles, but his center of gravity is off because he's been holding onto Mutsu's head. Over they go and onto the ground and oh look, time to fight!!
Doudanuki snarls and lets Mutsunokami's neck go in favor of trying to grab at his clothes and throw him off.]
As soon as his neck is free, he's throwing himself on top of Doudanuki properly. It's made a little easier when he grabs onto his clothes the way he does and honestly, it's... really easy? It's a little too easy and that's probably why he ends up with his face right in his and...
Yeah, he sure did fall and land on Doudanuki's face. With his lips. It isn't exactly graceful either because there's definitely some teeth there and he probably missed most of his mouth as he just slams right into his face. )
They went from fighting to Mutsu smashing his face against Doudanuki's? But it's less a headbutt and more a facebutt with lips? He can't even pull his head back to look at Mutsu and ask what the hell just happened because he's pressed against the floor.
Which...
Wait.
Wait??
WAIT?
Doudanuki wrestles a hand free and pushes it against Mutsu's cheek to turn his face away.]
( That sure is a faceful of hand. With his face turned the other cheek, it's a little hard to tell for sure but it definitely looks like Mutsu has a frustrated but accomplished grin on his face. It's a little coy, honestly.
But he doesn't answer Doudanuki! Instead, he's quiet, just looking like a smug punk like I DUNNO WHAT DO YOU THINK?! )
[What does he think? HE THINKS MUTSUNOKAMI YOSHIYUKI IS A PUNK, THAT'S WHAT HE THINKS.
Doudanuki's incredulity gives way to his usual anger for a brief second, until he remembers that the best way to get back at Mutsu is to do the unexpected. This punk thinks he's got the best of him? WELL??
Okay, he does, but! Still!
He lets out a frustrated growl, before deciding it's better to just beat Mutsu at this game of his and win than to look dumb for even a second longer. He lets go of the other sword's face, snaking his hand behind his head and pulling him back.]
That's not how you do it.
[And even if he has 0 experience with this, he at least knows you don't use teeth. So here, Mutsu, if you wanted a kiss, now you get a kiss.]
[There, see? Now there's a reason to be smug. He lets Mutsunokami go and then pushes himself up onto his elbows.
He thought the other sword would eventually call uncle and give in. And while he's feeling something weird like disappointment(? maybe?) at having Mutsunokami run, he'll just shrug it off like he didn't just straight up kiss him. Because it wasn't anything! Duh!!! Doudanuki Masakuni does not have feelings. SHUT UP.
( As soon as he's free, he's rolling away, sitting cross-legged and holding his face. He sure is covering his mouth right now which is probably the one thing keeping him from actually screaming and having the citadel run over to investigate. )
What was that?!
( He looks completely on edge right now. His cowlicks seem to be standing up and that fake tail of his may have bristled and )
[Okay so. Doudanuki is usually pretty thick about most things. He never really pays attention to anything that doesn't immediately relate to war. But even he can tell that Mutsu isn't just laughing this and actually cares about his answer.
Unfortunately, he can't really hear the question. He considers it for a moment, but decided that he can't give a half-assed answer just because he couldn't hear.
So he sits up and crosses his legs, then leans over and pulls Mutsu's hand down.]
Don't think I bit you, so put your hand down an' talk t'me.
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Don't think any sword should be art, and I'm not doing anything at all.
[He hadn't been chosen for expeditions or sorties today, no fieldwork or sparring or even horses, so he's stuck wandering around the citadel with nothing to do. And it looks like so is Mutsu.
He lets out a soft sigh and then jerks his head to let Mutsu know that he should come along.]
So why were you starin' at me?
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With a hop and a skip, he's just going to come along to where ever he was going? No where? It's fine, he doesn't mind just walking around. )
Just wanted to see how long it'd take ya to notice. ( That's it. That's literally it!? ) Ya looked like ya needed someone to bother you.
( And Mutsu is an expert at bothering people. )
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Today is one of those days because he has literally nothing else to do. Unlike Kashuu who can spend all day reorganizing his closet or Hachisuka who can spend hours with Urashima or berating Nagasone, Doudanuki gets bored relatively easily and doesn't have a lot of possessions to mess around with.
He glances to the side as Mutsu joins him and raises an eyebrow.]
Is that so?
[Well then. See how good and quiet he can be?
He's just going to aim a punch right at Mutsu's gut.]
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Yeah. 'Sides, ya're fun to bo--hey!
( He's very awkwardly trying to step back away from said punch like really, he should have seen that coming. He saw it coming 30 seconds ago! Aaah! )
See what I mean?!
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Doudanuki follows up the missed gut punch with a lunge to put Mutsu in a headlock. Still think he's fun to bother? LET HIM SHOW YOU HOW FUN IT CAN BE.]
I'll show you who's gonna be bothered!
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And Icarus gets a little too close to the sun because the next thing he knows, he sure is caught in a headlock and he's screaming (playfully), )
Hey, hey! Go easy! ( And he'll be trying to get himself free, ) Ya're doing this wrong!
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[He tightens his hold now that he's caught the southern sword. He balls his fist against the top of Mutsu's head and grinds it there a little. NOOGIES, MUTSUNOKAMI. You got a noogie because you're being a nerd.]
You bother me, I grabbed you. What's hard to understand about that?
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( He sure is struggling like the wild pup he is, trying to break free. And when that doesn't work, he sure is going to just try to shove Doudanuki over so he can slam on top of him because clearly the only way they can really communicate is by scrapping. )
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Doudanuki snarls and lets Mutsunokami's neck go in favor of trying to grab at his clothes and throw him off.]
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As soon as his neck is free, he's throwing himself on top of Doudanuki properly. It's made a little easier when he grabs onto his clothes the way he does and honestly, it's... really easy? It's a little too easy and that's probably why he ends up with his face right in his and...
Yeah, he sure did fall and land on Doudanuki's face. With his lips. It isn't exactly graceful either because there's definitely some teeth there and he probably missed most of his mouth as he just slams right into his face. )
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WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
They went from fighting to Mutsu smashing his face against Doudanuki's? But it's less a headbutt and more a facebutt with lips? He can't even pull his head back to look at Mutsu and ask what the hell just happened because he's pressed against the floor.
Which...
Wait.
Wait??
WAIT?
Doudanuki wrestles a hand free and pushes it against Mutsu's cheek to turn his face away.]
Did you just try to kiss me?
[Try and semi-fail semi-succeed?]
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But he doesn't answer Doudanuki! Instead, he's quiet, just looking like a smug punk like I DUNNO WHAT DO YOU THINK?! )
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Doudanuki's incredulity gives way to his usual anger for a brief second, until he remembers that the best way to get back at Mutsu is to do the unexpected. This punk thinks he's got the best of him? WELL??
Okay, he does, but! Still!
He lets out a frustrated growl, before deciding it's better to just beat Mutsu at this game of his and win than to look dumb for even a second longer. He lets go of the other sword's face, snaking his hand behind his head and pulling him back.]
That's not how you do it.
[And even if he has 0 experience with this, he at least knows you don't use teeth. So here, Mutsu, if you wanted a kiss, now you get a kiss.]
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this sure isn't a headbutt )
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( --its kind of nice actually but-- )
6/6 bc im a liar
He sure is putting both hands on the ground and trying to push himself off now because stop!!! Stop!!! This was not what he expected AAAAAAAH )
liar liar pants on fire!!!!
He thought the other sword would eventually call uncle and give in. And while he's feeling something weird like disappointment(? maybe?) at having Mutsunokami run, he'll just shrug it off like he didn't just straight up kiss him. Because it wasn't anything! Duh!!! Doudanuki Masakuni does not have feelings. SHUT UP.
So now who gets to be smug? THIS GUY.]
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What was that?!
( He looks completely on edge right now. His cowlicks seem to be standing up and that fake tail of his may have bristled and )
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What d'you think it was?
[It was him beating Mutsunokami at his own dumb game, that's what!
It's also kind of cute how his hair is fuzzed up like an angry cat, and--
...
Are those flower petals in his hair?]
You did it first anyway.
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Even if Doudanuki is acting like he doesn't care, Mutsu is the opposite and it's clear he cares a lot right now. )
Yeah...?
( Mouth still covered so sorry if he sounds really muffled, )
... What'd ya think?
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Unfortunately, he can't really hear the question. He considers it for a moment, but decided that he can't give a half-assed answer just because he couldn't hear.
So he sits up and crosses his legs, then leans over and pulls Mutsu's hand down.]
Don't think I bit you, so put your hand down an' talk t'me.
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